I think the spore game is a good concept But the civilization and the space stage is cheesy everything in the civilization and the space stage sucks it doesn't do anything. wouldn't it be great if you used civilization 4 beyond the sword and galactic civilization 11 ultimate. as the last two models for the last two stages of spore. somebody needs to tell electronic arts to move into 2009 if all i wanted in a game is graphics i would watch a movie instead. the problem with dark avatar is that only 2 civilizations fight everyone else sucks. if you cant play galactic civilizations 2 dread lords then try an easier level if you can't play cakewalk learn to play the game with 33% science with the yor i research 1000 bc a week how can i not beet the game also instead of giving economic bonuses you should design an ai that can reach that much economy without giving the ai an unfair advantage
Published on December 21, 2015 By admiralWillyWilber In Humor

I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.


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on Dec 21, 2017

Personally, I have a problem with Santa's naughty list.

 

Hell, Santa is the naughtiest of all. He's always running around the globe with 3 ho's.  

on Dec 21, 2017

Hmmm, as an 83 year old crumedieon, who has been using Stardock's programs for a long long time, I have this to say about Santa......."I don't give a diddly s..t who you are, get those damn sh...ten rain deer off my fu..in roof. 

That being said; due to the condition of the present world; I would love to have the innocence of youth so that I could believe in all the nonsense............it would be much more fun the "nonsense of todays reality".

And............my request would be; "the only thing I want laid under my Christmas Tree............is me".  A good way to thank Santa.................and give me a massive heart attack.  Life is good with Santa.......lol.

on Dec 21, 2017

Santa is real, just ask Anybody. 

on Dec 21, 2017

As kids we had these Christmas jokes, given Santa's supposed name is Nicholas:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nicholas

Nicholas who?

knickerless girls shouldn't climb trees.

..............................................................................

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nicholas

Nicholas who?

knickerless girls shouldn't do handstands in the playground.

...........................................................................................................................

Then there was the Santa walking down the street going 'ho, ho, ho'.

Got to the corner and three women beat the crap out of him.

on Dec 22, 2017

In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.   

on Dec 22, 2017


In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.   

He doesn't.   Well not anymore.  With his increased girth nowadays, he sends an elf down the chimney, who then lets him in the front door.  Yup, the old bastard is cheating, robbing kids of their childhood dreams of landing on the roof and coming down the chimney.  Poor little sods wait all year for that.... and he comes through the front friggin; door.

And who do you complain to?  Like does he have a boss with whom you can lodge a complaint?

on Dec 23, 2017

And Santa has no kids of his own. Why?

 

He comes but once a year, and that is down a chimney.

 

GROAN.........

on Dec 23, 2017

GROAN alright.  I was telling that one back in school during the 60's.    

Then there was the real sexy lass in the shortest mini-skirt and oodles of [more out than in] cleavage who sat on Santa's lap: They got acquainted a while, then got to speaking about the first thing that 'popped' up.

on Jan 22, 2018

starkers

I dunno about Santa being a racist, but I think he may be sexist.... link why do women get all the best presents? They get all the good shit while men get socks, hankies and/or underwear.


 

My thoughts exactly!

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